You miss 100% of the shots you don't take! So be that go-getter that strives for success with this plainspoken bottle bag, which promotes with utter frankness the quick progression of getting drunk. With bright colors and capitalization, each word reflects the confidence and zeal that comes with knocking back booze.

• Premium quality (190 gsm) paper
• Durable construction 
• Accommodates any 1.5L bottle
• Dual ribbon handles
• Gift tag included